Welcome to my beautiful site full of cheese and monkeys and cereal and buttons and kableebliomops and filafuls and pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and gargantuans and computer chips and hot sauce and ketchup and uvulas and little peoples.

For a related site by the Ultramonkey's left hand man, click here

Everyone else has a web site these days, so I figured, why doesn't anyone else have one?

Ok, let's get this straight. Or crooked. Or slanted. Or whatever else you want. I. Like. Cheese. That's the bottom line, cause Ultra Monkey said so. And he is NEVER right. BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Did I mention HA? I don't think so. So I'll say it. HA.

I would just like to make it clearr that the Ultra Monkey rules the realm of cheese. All the monkeys bow to his will. (For future reference...I'm the Ultra Monkey.) Monkeys rule this world, not Clinton (even though he's not president anymore). The Ultra monkey rules from the planet Hasjkldhapidhpcnauihiopuhertophaojbnfpioahsd. Even the Ultra Monkey can't pronounce it. So don't even try.

We hope to outdate this page often with severely updated photos from 1699. Please be sure to sign the guestbook below, even though there isn't one, and let me know what you don't think.

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ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT GENTLY DOWN THE STREEEEEEEAM! MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY, LIFE IS BUT A DISHWASHER!